Just like the headline says, folks. The SF Zoo will stay shut tomorrow, Thursday, December 27. (And we promise you some tiger-free news shortly. We've run this so far into the ground, it's in China by now.) Getting all-cappy on us, SF Zoo's site shouts out:

THE ZOO IS CLOSED THURSDAY, 12/27, OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE VICTIMS OF TUESDAY'S INCIDENTS, AND WHILE A PUBLIC INVESTIGATION CONTINUES. WE ANTICIPATE THAT THE ZOO WILL BE OPEN FRIDAY, 12/28, BUT PLEASE CHECK THIS WEB SITE FOR UPDATES.

So, animal lovers and the morbidly curious will, presumably, have to wait until Friday to get into the zoo. Yeah. And, like, we feel bad for everyone in this situation: Carlos' family, the brothers, Tony, the good folks over at SF Zoo, Father Christmas, boxes of Frosted Flakes...

Sigh.