DJTennessee

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:22:00 -0800

As a devoutly-observing local Cleveland Browns fan, I must concur (wait-- "concur" means disagree, right?). To wit: The Browns do not need to beat SF to make it into the playoffs -- their entire fate rests on the Tennesee-Indy result in the Sunday night tilt. The Browns and the Titans are vying for the final AFC playoff spot. If the Titans lose to Indy Sunday night, the Browns go on the basis of their superior AFC record -- even if they just blew it against the Niners. If the Titans win, they would have an equal AFC record to the Browns and the next tie-breaker is common opponents. The common opponents of these two teams are Bengals, Raiders, Jets and Texans... and Cleveland has a 3-2 mark in these games whereas Tennesee is 4-1. This renders the outcome of the Niners game meaningless to Cleveland's playoff hopes. Hecka complicated, I know... and I suddenly hate my @%#*! SFist user name. Browns fans -- I just got one of those high-def plasma fuckers, so come over Sunday for Browns-49ers and then Titans-Colts! Afterwards, we'll do shots of either Jager or Drano.

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