December 18, 2007
Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up
We were a tad disappointed when our only celebrity pregnant buddy turned out to be boring old Jessica Alba. Perhaps we were a bit too capricious in our disappointment, since news broke earlier today that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears, sister to Britney Spears, is 12-weeks pregnant. There are so many snarky things we could say about the Zoey 101 star, but we didn't want to ruin the fun for all our clever readers.
Okay......go!
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Oh happy day! Another Spears girl knocked up with an unwanted baby? WOW.
Christmas came early folks! Bloggers rejoice!!!
Oh happy day! Another Spears girl knocked up with an unwanted baby? WOW.
Christmas came early folks! Bloggers rejoice!!!
SFist Deborah, don't preach.
I do like the tags attached to this story.
Paparrazi are probably already camped out near A Pea In A Pod.
Apparently the Spears girls don't know what a condom is or how to use it? Clearly they don't teach health in the back of their dressing vans.
I guess this speaks volumes about momma and papa Spears. You go with that whole abstinence thing, Republicans!
I wanna publish 'zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind
Mind...
Yeah, when the fact the ONLY STUPID PEOPLE ARE BREEDING becomes news, ah shit, we're done.
Let's all applaud the rats and cockroaches for their ability to procreate despite our best efforts at eradicating them. Why not, we already applaud borderline retards for getting on television to make complete jackasses of themselves for a couple of bucks just to say that they were ON TV! wowsie!
Thanks, but I will vote for the rats and roaches every time. They are the real heroes of this planet. I hope they munch my skull on my deathbed for a snack - just kidding that's so gross!
I hope there is a rat big enough to eat my entire body on my deathbed in one gulp. Now THAT is entertainment.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme, gimme gimme, gimme gimme
(this post was brought to you by the number 5, the letter R and a nice bottle of Barolo)
What is the SF tie in with this story?
You can take the girl out of Louisiana...
i think whenever your first name is a combination of your moms first name and your dad's first name, getting pregnant at 16 may be the best you could hope for in life.
i think whenever your first name is a combination of your moms first name and your dad's first name, getting pregnant at 16 may be the best you could hope for in life.
i think whenever your first name is a combination of your moms first name and your dad's first name, getting pregnant at 16 may be the best you could hope for in life.
Don't forget the cherry on top of this story (oops, bad metaphor!): Britney's and Jamie Lynn's mom is writing a book on ... wait for it ... parenting! (Maybe it's called How Not to Parent)
Tragic. But it sure made my morning! If you read the article in OK magazine, she met the daddy at church. He's 19. Discuss.
Also, she's on Nickelodeon. Howz this going to be for her career? Personally, I didn't know Britney had a sister before this morning. Is there such a thing as bad publicity?
Here's the link:
http://www.ok-magazine.com/news/view/3425
I'M THE DADDY!
RinconHillSF wrote:
"You go with that whole abstinence thing, Republicans!"
The Religious Right should be happy. Jamie Lynn and her babydaddy met in church.
i think whenever your first name is a combination of your moms first name and your dad's first name, getting pregnant at 16 may be the best you could hope for in life.
This is great!
She can go on the Maury show and have a paternity DNA test with a lie detector test thrown in, and scream and cry a lot.
After the baby pops out, she can walk around with it sticking out of a little purse, like Paris Hilton does with her chihuahua...
Ummm, what's up with those tags? That isn't exactly how you're supposed to use them, ya know.
Without the tags, the post is snarky.
With the tags, the post achieves greatness, bordering on the -- dare I say -- sublime.
She is 16 -- he is 19 -- that is illegal – and a very serious sex crime.
If he is prosecuted – he will have to register as a sex offender for life and will not be able to live in places like San Francisco (except for DogPatch).
dull dull dull.
i thought SFist was supposed to be about murders and area news/things....so until little miss my-parents-never-taught-me-how-babies-are-made-and-his-dingle-on-my-pringle-felt-nice has an abortion or disappears and we find out that her parents had her off because they didnt want any more grandchildren from their less than stellar brood or moves to the yay-area, i just don't think i can for myself to care about her.
Okay, with all the talk of taking Brittney's kids away, I think they ought to take the elder Momma Spears's kids away.
Selling your eldest daughter out to the corporate media machine based on her adolescent sexuality? Bad parenting choice.
Letting your 16 yr old live with her boyfriend (because we all know that we are still deeply in love with our high school boyfriends/girlfriends...yeah, not so much). Remarkably bad parenting choice.
But thank god that she's writing a book on successful Christian parenting!
Finally got around to reading the AP story...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/12/18/entertainment/e172926S83.DTL&tsp=1&type=entertainment
My favorite part is this quote from Lynne Spears...
"Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."
Unfortunately, Lynne- not being late for a curfew just means your daughter can tell time. But, on the bright side- that still makes her smarter than her older sister.
the tags are hilarious. They make this story.
Hey ya'll, I can't make my abstinence-only sex ed class, I'm gonna too busy takin' care of my womb fruit. Go GOP.
It won't change Zoey 101, since they just wrapped up Season 4. I hate that I know this: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3i5d843c633b3a476065028ea47e74de46