December 13, 2007
Digging MySpace's New Digs
The sexy cats over at ValleyWag have the fresh MySpace office shots that you want. Or not.
Formerly the home of LookSmart, the new space will be able to call other fresh, hip, cutting edge, perpetually hungover, youth-oriented spots like Current TV, SF Weekly, Wired, Chronicle Books, Sammy Hagar's place to do body shots, that abnormally chic pet store, Happy Donut, Nova, and even the flophouse that also known as SFist as their neighbors. Lucky them!
And if we hadn't committed MySpace suicide, this could very well border on interesting. Wake us when Facebook or XTube open shop nearby, will ya?
After the jump? Those bastards get one of those cool coffee machines that can make anything by touching a button.
How does it do it? Sorcery, that's how.
Image credit: ValleyWag
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What? Just a crappy nescafe machine? Why no in house barista?
What's more, Wired (I hear) has an on-site chef. MySpace needs to step it up.
It's a mud hut compared to Epcot Cent—er, the Google Campus, I mean.
Oh crap, that picture isn't a coincidence; they're in my old office. You could bump your head on the ceiling in some places. Looksmart has been circling the drain for years; I expect they'll soon describe their business model as "subleasing office space".
If you look very carefully in the carpeting, you can still see the remains of a stain left from a completely full beer cup that was spilled as I tried to drink myself into oblivion while working there. I think it's right next to the stain Rain left.
pfft, xtube? try pornotube.
That looks like one sweet cubicle hellhole.
Nah, I didn't leave a stain there. I left it on top of someone's purse. (Not IN IT, as some have said.)