
Former Senate Majority Leader (and current Boston Red Sox director) George Mitchell just announced the results of his 20-month, $20 million investigation into allegations of widespread steroid usage in baseball. The long-awaited, 409-page Mitchell Report (document here) identifies more than 80 current and former players as being linked to using performance-enhancing drugs. While the report casts blame on the lack of institutional control within baseball as much as the players themselves that cheated, what everyone cares about are the names.
Let the public humiliation ensue.
The list includes several current and former stars, such as all-time great Roger Clemens (no surprise, given his career arc), Andy Pettitte, and former beloved Dodger Eric “Game Over” Gagne. Others retired stars include the less-beloved former Dodger Kevin Brown (six-time all star), ex-Angel Mo Vaughn (1995 MVP), and David Justice.
Some have been previously implicated, like 2002 MVP Miguel Tejada, and of course, the giant forehead man who was the catalyst for the investigation after his alleged steroid usage was detailed in the controversial book Game of Shadows, all-time home run champ* Barry* Bonds*.
Several current and former Dodgers and Angels are mentioned. The full list is as follows:
Dodgers (years with the team in parenthesis): Eric Gagne (1999-2006), Paul LoDuca (1998-2004), Kevin Brown (1999-2003), Todd Hundley (1999-2000, 2003), Jeff Williams (1999-2002), Matt Herges (1999-2001), Chris Donnels (2000-2001), Phil Hiatt (2001), Ismael Valdez (1994-1999, 2000), F.P. Santangelo (2000), Adam Riggs (1997), Todd Williams (1995)
Angels: Gary Matthews, Jr. (2007-current), Brendan Donnelly (2002-2006), Paul Byrd (2005), Jason Christiansen (2005), Troy Glaus (1998-2004), Adam Riggs (2003-2004), Jose Guillen (2004), Scott Schoeneweis (1999-2003), Bart Miadich (2001, 2003), Mo Vaughn (1999-2001), Ismael Valdez (2001), Glenallen Hill (2001), Kent Mercker (2000), Jason Grimsley (1996)
Commissioner Bud Selig will address the report at a press conference beginning at 1:30 pm PT when he will be undoubtedly besieged by questions over potential punishments for the implicated players and the validity of any of the statistics accumulated during this “Steroid Era.”
What will be interesting to see is the reaction from fans, which widely acknowledge the prevalence of usage of these illegal substances during the past fifteen years, but continue to pay big money to watch their heroes hit 500 foot bombs and throw 100 MPH fastballs. Because while baseball as a sport places so much prestige on records and statistics that are permanently altered because of the scandal, its primary function is to provide entertainment. As such, the administrators of baseball, led by Selig, which ignored the problem to generate better business are just as worthy of scorn as these players that will forever be branded as cheaters.
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Steroids in baseball... it's the new pro wrestling!
This is a great day in San Francisco.
The jokes about B. Lamar wearing a "giant" jersey are falling a tad flat on the sports radio stations this afternoon.
So it's a pity Barry Bonds won't be playing in the MLB next year.
Methinks the booing at other ballparks would have been much more ... circumspect after todays news.
Asterisks for everyone!!!
Just Brock's luck -- he takes a day off, and that's the day that the phrase "McNamee injected Clemens in the buttocks four to six times" makes national news.
Duh!
Since I assumed this was the case, this isn't very shocking ... The press has taken Barry Bonds behind the shed to whip just like the Republicans in Congress took Bill Clinton behind the shed to whip over Monica Lewinsky ... it is totally for selfish reasons and to tear these men down. Sad state ....
$20 million to figure out there are steroids in baseball. I have the wrong job...
Dodgers* and Angels*? Did someone crosspost an LAist* article*?
the only names missing are the executives from each and every team.
Free Roger Clemens!
Free Eric Gagne!
Free me from their bloated azzes and shrunken balls!
Thank god we have clean sports like football to turn to....oh....wait...I'd like to see a show of hands on who is actually surprised by this? I'm certainly not.
this posting is unfinished, as it fails to provide a reason why i should give a rat's ass.
BREAKING: people do risky and shady things in pursuit of fame and fortune. more news as it becomes available.
Holy Shit!
My ex-girlfriend's husband is on the list!
I should feel really guilty about this incredible sense of glee I'm experiencing.
Eventually.
Hey, let's out the biggest steroid abuser of all times....Arnold!!! Not only did he take steroids most of his life, he sold them and made money.
Now there's a steriod abuser that matters to all of us.
Asterisks for everyone!!!
Couldn't have put it better myself. The sheer breadth of the players involved (from future HoFers to journeyman relief pitchers) should indicate exactly how thoroughgoing doping was.