
For reasons better left unsaid (and in the name of tasteful censorship), we here at SFist are enjoying ABC 7 Dan Noyes' new publicity shot. Very much so. (Even better than the old one, yes? Yes.)

For reasons better left unsaid (and in the name of tasteful censorship), we here at SFist are enjoying ABC 7 Dan Noyes' new publicity shot. Very much so. (Even better than the old one, yes? Yes.)
He looks like Col. Hannibal Smith, but preppier. And sans cigar.
And the Newsom/Noyes duel continues ...
I'd Paris Hilton him in a video.
Bring in the Noyes!
is it because his tie is just a TINY eensy bit loosened?
"Is not the most erotic portion of a body where the garment gapes?"
Yes. Oh yes.
he looks like he just got worked over in the alley buy a couple of rastafarian teenagers in the haight
Come on feel the Noyes!
Come on feel the Noyes!
The loose tie looks a bit Clark Kent to me.
oh geez brock. did you just quote barthes? sigh. love.
Isn't Noyes' nickname among his peers, "Asshole?"
brock, did you just quote barthes? oh my. sigh.