SFist: Coming to a Zuni Cafe or Ferry Building Near You: Reese and Vince

agirlsgirl

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:38:14 -0800

Hold on. We might have the chance to see the hotness that is Jake Gyllenhaal in person here in SF? This needs more reportage immediately!

TheProfessor

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:52:02 -0800

We saw this Douche (Vince) at The Homestead on Saturday night. He showed up with -always the life of the party- Sean Penn and crashed our private b-day celebration in the back room, which was really fun before they arrived. You might think "cool Vince Vaughn and Sean Penn came to your party"! ...You'd be wrong the 2 of them and their over zealous, Coke soliciting entourage, were all a bunch of pricks and general drips; they ended a good night with their snarky, entitled attitudes.

DJTennessee

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:23:12 -0800

Yeah, I found the scare-quotes around Jake Gyllenhaal being her "boyfriend" to be unnecessary. After all, he's gotta be somebody's boyfriend!

periqueblend

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:30:22 -0800

what does annoyingly republican mean? does he protest outside of planned parenthood, or does he have a belief in limited government, and a sound fiscal policy?

suckafree

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 17:57:57 -0800

what about the rumor that won't die, he's gay!

RinconHillSF

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 16:36:41 -0800

Vince is one ugly movie actor. I've also heard that he's annoyingly Republican (kinda like the lady who played Ray's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond .. blech)

suckafree

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 09:56:33 -0800

i don't think you're that creepy marin ;)

mariconsoy

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:48:11 -0800

I saw Reese in Glen Park near Bosworth. This creepy looking man kept walking behind her, looking at her purse.

Metome

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:26:28 -0800

Really lame comment about Reese being a beard for Jake G. Jake is a great guy, leave him alone.

dati

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 23:46:29 -0800

Totally saw Reese Witherspoon and her "boyfriend" Jake eating at Zuni yesterday afternoon. They left in a silver Range Rover and just basically looked hot. I hate to say it, but nice!