SFist: Behold: Last Night's Yelp Day Party

DJTennessee

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:01:15 -0800

I CAN HAZ UNDERWAER PICTUREZ???

MalcoveMagnesia

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:11:10 -0800

Okay. Another stealth update, apparently. That is a better first photo. You left in the "sophisticated lady in her underwear" photo citation tho. I'm jealous that Frank Chu gets invited to more parties than I do.

MalcoveMagnesia

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:12:03 -0800

re: that first photo MOM??

fizzandpop

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:43:08 -0800

Oh, and hey Yelper party people and anyone else going to a Chrismas party this year: LEAVE THE POPPED COLLARS AT HOME, PLEASE! This is not Orange County!

fizzandpop

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:41:26 -0800

Y'all talking bollocks. Whenever people see a stripper who's not 19 and absolutely blinding they instantly start ripping on her. I don't have a Formula One pit crew service my car, just and ordinary bloke, but he does the job. I don't need my strippers to be beauties, just not warty, flakey, or mingery. That's all. Average looks, average age, average bum. You see that way I've got way more chance of making her the next Mrs. Fizzandpop.

Cement Brunette

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:49:31 -0800

What? No boys in Yelp underwear? No cool gay schwag? I'm an avid yelper but didn't realize it was so hetero-centric. I'm gonna stop yelping now. Unless that chick is really a guy--in that case, right on!

suckafree

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:40:15 -0800

this is what happens when you don't go to college girls. study hard. don't let this happen to you. 50 year old pole dancing is not pretty to anyone.

fizzandpop

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:21:13 -0800

Girls' bottoms are awesome!