Bay Bridge Crash Exemplifies Song from The Lion King

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Due to the traffic backup caused by yesterday's fatal car crash on the Bay Bridge, it seems that a woman popped out a kid. According to the Examiner:

As a result of the traffic jam, a woman pulled off the road to give birth a few hours after the accident. The mother-to-be was traveling toward San Francisco at 3:35 p.m. when she detoured into the toll plaza’s left administrative parking lot, Chase said.

Wow. Did she have the kid right there in the parking lot? Judging by the article, we're not sure. But if she did: cool. The only thing missing were a few anorexics and a Lilith Fair-ish score for a very special episode of Grey's Anatomy.

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So she qualified for the carpool lane, right?

We need to do some kind of Dalai-Lama-esque test to see whether this new babe is the reincarnation of the hapless box truck driver, and if he/she is, to make sure they get driving lessons for life.

Free Bay Bridge FasTrak for the next 18 years would be a nice gesture.

Alright, that's enough. This time I checked that the first one didn't post before I reposted, but it posted both after a delay.

No tunless she had twins, right? The limit is 3 on the Bay Bridge, right?

We need to do some kind of Dalai Lama-esque test and make sure the kid is not a recincarnation of a luckless box truck driver.

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