SOMA Must Be Cursed

In the last two days we have witnessed

1. a pane of glass spontaneously shatter and fall from a building on Bonifacio.
2. a dramatic roof arrest of some dude who looked to be playing invisible tennis on Rizal.
3. a crazed man screaming in the middle of Harrison (at Lapu Lapu) while dodging oncoming traffic.

Not to mention the drive-by shooting that took place the other night right outside SFist headquarters on Stillman.

What the heck is going on around here?

P.S. Yes, these are actual street names here in hell SOMA.