SFist: All Up In Your Face: Joan Van Ark

Caroline Roberts

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:16:51 -0800

Ow, ow, ow. I've checked out awfulplasticsurgery.com, but that takes the cake!

Chet Marlboro

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:28:54 -0800

It's okay, I think she's wearing one of those V for Vendetta masks.

sangfroid826

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:23:53 -0800

It's not just the frostbitten coloring on her mouth or the burnt sierra crayon she's using for eyebrows these days. It's as if she said, "Doctor, I want the kind of nose job that lets everyone know I've had a nose job."

ChinaNob

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:19:38 -0800

There goes my appetite....for a month. Earth to Hollywood - continually cutting away pieces of your FACE is not good for you.

Jas

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:57:29 -0800

Is that Michael Jackson?

Spencer Williams

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:14:53 -0800

Omg - that's bad.

DJTennessee

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:04:30 -0800

I'd hit it. In fact, it looks like I did -- with a closed fist! (segue into Krusty-style "joke-bombed" moaning)

mariconsoy

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:48:08 -0800

Oh dear God, it looks like a badly moulded droid face which mistakenly had beard stubble added. Christ, what does she look like w/o the makeup? I'll wake up screaming tonight. Thanks.