December 4, 2007
All Up In Your Face: Joan Van Ark
Speaking of Joan Van Ark, what on earth? Oh honestly. What happened to her visage? The former "Knots Landing" thespian and awkwardly spinning "Night of a 100 Stars" model has unveiled a new, um, model of her face. Well then.
Whatever. Her body, her choice, right? People should be allowed to do whatever the hell they want to their bodies, even if it's done in the name of vanity.
But still -- yikes.
Sent to us from reader Alissa (via Daily Mail)
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Oh dear God, it looks like a badly moulded droid face which mistakenly had beard stubble added.
Christ, what does she look like w/o the makeup?
I'll wake up screaming tonight. Thanks.
I'd hit it.
In fact, it looks like I did -- with a closed fist!
(segue into Krusty-style "joke-bombed" moaning)
Omg - that's bad.
Is that Michael Jackson?
There goes my appetite....for a month.
Earth to Hollywood - continually cutting away pieces of your FACE is not good for you.
It's not just the frostbitten coloring on her mouth or the burnt sierra crayon she's using for eyebrows these days.
It's as if she said, "Doctor, I want the kind of nose job that lets everyone know I've had a nose job."
It's okay, I think she's wearing one of those V for Vendetta masks.
Ow, ow, ow. I've checked out awfulplasticsurgery.com, but that takes the cake!