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The hostage standoff is over. No one died. Nothing went ka-blam. The "deranged man" at Clinton's HQ was simply the town crazy infamous around those parts for his kooky mental instability. (Then, this situation must happen on a daily basis over at Hillary Clinton's SF headquarters.) According to CBS 5:
WBZ Radio's Lana Jones learned that the [wacky] man's stepson reported to police that his stepfather had been drinking for two days. The son said his stepfather had strapped two road flares to his chest and told his son Friday morning that he was going to the Clinton campaign office. He reportedly told his stepson "to watch the news."
Oh, that's sad. Sure, what he did is terrible but we have a soft spot for all you crazies out there. The poor thing.
Clinton has yet to make a formal post-hostage statement. Though when she does, it's sure to be milked dry. (She never ended up contacting the suspect, BTW.) But Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney jumped in on the action, saying that "[e]veryone is keeping those involved in the situation in New Hampshire in our thoughts and prayers right now as well, with hope towards a safe resolution." Which? Is a total lie.
Anyway, we're happy to see the standoff is over sans bloodshed or booms.
Image credit: WBZ
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Romney you vile, shitstained excuse for a human being. Had to poke you perfectly tweezed nose into it, didn't you?
It's no wonder swing voters are more icked out by you than any other major candidate.
Oh how I dearly, dearly wish you the best on winning the nomination.
Yeah, but you know Obama and Edwards were having fantasies of Hillary blown to bits.
They were rehearsing their speaches.
"My heart goes out to the family of the bitch...."
"Oh, that's sad. Sure, what he did is terrible but we have a soft spot for all you crazies out there. The poor thing."
Feel the same way about the guy from SQ who nearly butchered that 15-year old girl in the Twin Peaks bakery? Yeah, that was funny! Feel the same about the guy who killed Buck Naked? Feel the same way about the people who are assaulted every day in this town by the criminally insane?