Best Headline of the Week (So Far)

"James Frey Is A 'Rockstar Vampire' On Facebook"

Hee! Care of the kids over at Gawker, this hed brings up a good point: we haven't a clue as to how play this newfangled vampire game, and we're afraid to ask. Please, Facebook family, stop biting and baiting us. We feel like we're back in junior high, stuck on the football field, frightened by this touch football game all the other kids seem to play so effortlessly.