-- Completely Hollywood (abridged): The Reduced Shakespeare Company's latest stage play skewers "Tinseltown's most lauded stars and starlets" ranging from the silent era to today's most beloved and pretentious independent films. The curtain goes up at 8 p.m. at Marines Memorial Theater; $45-60.

-- Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars (1973): David Bowie's swan song as Mr. or Miss Stardust screens tonight at 7:15 p.m. and 9:15 at the the Red Vic.

-- Lady Genius, Fat Acrobats, Coconut: Come for the indie rock and comedy. Stay for Utah's tasty Shepherd's Pie. (Did we already say that? How sad. Oh well, it deserves repetition, because it's just that good.) Music starts at 9 p.m. at Hotel Utah Saloon; $6.

-- Full Contact Comedy: Moshe Kasher, Mark Silverman, Mike Spiegelman, Chris Garcia, Jay Starr, and Kurt Weitzmann throw down the stand-up hilarity starting at 9 p.m. at 12 Galaxies; $8.