November 27, 2007
Breaking News: Twiggy Escapes ANTM
Thank God. Really, thank you, God. Since it's next to impossible to remove producer and star Tyra Banks from America's Next Top Model -- we understand the difficulty in smiting a soul that clearly sprang forth from ninth circle of hell -- at least you have the mercy to replace the sweetly boring Twiggy with the exotic and more straight-heterosexual-male-friendly Paulina Porizkova.(Yay!) Now that the show has been reduced from a grotesque display of jarring anorexia to that of an inane, feel-good beauty pageant, we hope this move makes a dent in the direction that this show has taken. (Models going green? A cigarette-free Top Model house? Just vile.)
Ta ta, Twigs. Welcome to a Tyra-free life, you sweet British bore.
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I miss Janet.
I don't get it, is this a good or a bad thing?
She got pretty feisty with Victoria this season. It was the first time I saw her annoyed...
We'll miss Twiggy, but we too...want Janet back.
Who the hell is Janet? Are you all talking about Janice Dickinson? Curses on all of your souls.
Twiggy was as dry as a day-old steak from Sizzler. Good riddance!
Janet. Janice. Janus. Jaslene. Whatever.
I vaguely remember there was an ă and an ĭ sound with a J in there somewhere.
I was way too enveloped by her MILF/bitch hottness to remember something as trivial as her name. Will she remember mine? (After our coked-out weasel screwing on the top of Gianni's limo?) Not likely.
And that's the appeal.