Really, What Was He Thinking?

Many, many people want to know just what, pray tell, goes on inside the mind of Barry Bonds. Or maybe just a handful do. Who's to say?

And much like the fog-laced hills of San Francisco, he is a complicated man of mystery. Or perhaps he's just a greedy, self-centered prick. (Deep down, who isn't? And remember, some people strongly defend the guy, like ESPN's Jemele Hill did just today.) Again, who's to say?

But lucky for you, 23/6 has the answers via a thought process flow chart of Bonds' allegedly 'roid-addled mind. Much of it involves Barry's lack of true friends, McGwire jealousy, and shrunken testicles, but we would like to think he's more complex man than that. Anyway, check out the mind of the world's most famous asterisk personified after the jump!