Proposition G: Daddy, can we have a pony?

Just what San Francisco really needs – renovated horse stables in
Golden Gate Park! That's right. Proposition G, if passed, would raise
$750,000 towards revitalizing the existing dilapidated stables.
Proponents of the prop claim that this is all for the youth of San
Francisco. Well, they must be thinking about little Spencer and Avery
of St. Francis Wood, cuz we're pretty sure that the kids who go to
John Muir Elementary in Western Addition would get bubkes out of some
fancy-shmancy horse stables. (Allegedly, it was actually a couple of
Noe Valley kids who were promised horses by Supervisor McGoldrick.) If only the proposition focused on something a little more practical for our urban youth.