
Too real, if you ask us. Election night will soon fall upon the city like a blanket of darkness. But that doesn't mean you should celebrate or grieve alone. Ripping off Inspired by SFBG's Election Night Parties, we present to you SFist's...election night parties. Ta-da.
-- Gavin Newsom's (Victory) Party:
Pros: at the Ferry Building, the thrill of victory, Gavin's form
Cons: at some point you will be snubbed by someone in the society registry, amuse-bouche overkill
Where/When: 8:30 p.m., Ferry Building
-- Mayoral Challenger Quintin Mecke Election Night Party:
Pros: there will be food and some sort of entertainment, Quintin's form
Cons: in the Lower Haight
Where/When: 8 p.m., the Peacock Lounge, 552 Haight Street,
-- Yes on A/No on H / San Francisco Bicycle Coalition Party:
Pros:getting drunk in the name of getting green, or something like that
Cons: possible collective eschewing of antiperspirants/deodorant use
When/where: 8:30 p.m., El Rio, 3158 Mission
-- Bay Guardian’s "Don’t Dodge the Drafts":
Pros: music, potential Marke Bieschke sightings, drunk journalists
Cons: apathy haters -- "drink specials for attendees who bring their 'I voted' sticker or ballot stub"
-- Chicken John Loses the Election Party
Pros: The delightful antics of Chicken John
Cons: The delightful antics of Chicken John
Where/When: 8 p.m., 12 Galaxies, 2565 Mission
-- Kamala Harris's (Victory) Party:
Pros: La diva, ca c'est la Kamala, the rare chance to enjoy some North Beach action
Con: Tosca's drinks have gotten a wee bit pricey
Where/When: 8 p.m. at Tosca



I'll be at the Metreon watching P2.
The only reason why they're going to all this trouble to hand count each of the ballots is 'cause somebody really wants to push those hackable, your-vote-can-get-lost, paperless Diebold election machines on us.
What's so bad about the Lower Haight?
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