
UPDATE: Oh man! How could we have missed this one? There's also going to be a Falun Gong march! We're sick and tired of trying to figure out whether we want to make fun of the pro-FG crowd or the anti-FG crowd -- oh, they're oppressed; but wait, their leader said nasty things about gays; and then there's that weird Epoch Times newspaper that they're involved with -- so we leave the thankless task of making Gong Show jokes to you, our tasteful commenters.
Once again, a bored city casts its gaze to Muni, the cultural arbiter of our time. What's up this weekend? A festival for dead people, and a marathon. Well, a half-marathon, at least. That means that runners are only allowed to use one of their feet.
Anyway, eleven eighteen bus lines are afflicted this weekend. Fun!
But wait, there's more: they're closing 18th Ave and 25th Ave. Not for any events that we can figure out ... so it's probably just because. Details after the jump!
Falun Gong MarchOn Saturday, November 3, Falun Gong practitioners will march from Union Square to Portsmouth Square at noon.
The march will follow this route: Union Square via Post, north on Grant Avenue, west on Pacific, south on Stockton, east on Clay to Portsmouth Square.
San Francisco Police Officers will monitor the march and delays are expected.
The following Muni lines will be affected:
· California Cable Car
· 1-California
· 2-Clement
· 3-Jackson
· 9X-San Bruno
· 12-Folsom
· 30-Stockton
· 45-Union/Stockton
Dia De Los MuertosOn Friday, November 2, the annual Dia De Los Muertos procession will be held from 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. Event participants will gather on Bryant Street between 24th and 25th Streets. The procession will proceed from Bryant and 25th Streets to Mission Street, back to 24th Street, then south on Harrison Street to Garfield Park for a ceremonial service.
Motorists will be detoured around the procession. Streets will re-open as the procession passes.
The following Muni lines will be affected/re-routed:
· 14- Mission
· 48-Quintara
· 49-Van Ness/Mission
· 12-Folsom
· 27-Bryant
· 67-Bernal Heights
US Half Marathon
On Sunday, November 4, the US Half Marathon will be held in the northern waterfront and Presidio areas from 6:30 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. and require the following street closures.
6:30 a.m. – 8:00 a.m.
· Van Ness Avenue (southbound) from North Point to Bay Street
· Bay Street from Van Ness to Laguna
6:30 a.m. – 11:00 a.m.
· Marina Boulevard (westbound) from Buchanan to Lyon Gate
The following Muni lines will be affected/re-routed:
· 28-19th Avenue
· 29-Sunset
· 30-Stockton
· 47-Van Ness
· 49-Van Ness/Mission
Additional Street Closures
The following street closures will be required for festivals and events on Saturday and Sunday. These closures will not affect transit.
Saturday, November 3
· 18th Avenue from Vicente to Wawona noon — 6 p.m.
Sunday, November 4
· 25th Avenue N. from Sea Cliff to north terminus 2 p.m. — 5 p.m.



LOVE the "black power" DdlM graphic.