November 1, 2007
Your Halloween Drunk Driving Report
During the wee hours of the morning, a woman sporting a French maid outfit was arrested for going the wrong way down the northbound lanes on (the) 280 in San Francisco. She caused (only) three collisions before finally getting nabbed by the fuzz.
La mademoiselle had quite the late night: she caused one car to crash into the highway's center divide; this sent five people to the hospital. Still driving the wrong way, she went on to cause the driver on one car to ram into a guardrail. A Jeep Wrangler finally managed to put an end to her wrong-way terror, after she rammed her car into it.
The driver was taken into custody and booked for driving under the influence. It's nice to know some were able to get drunk last night. Too bad they decided to risk the lives of others by getting behind the wheel. (And that's one to grow on, kids!) A votre santé!
Image credit: CBS 5
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This right here is the reason I didn't venture up to SF to catch the Polyphonic Spree show...even though I'm sure it was a total blast!
On top of all the commotion she caused it turns out the guy she hit head-on (Jeep Wrangler) was also booked on DUI charges. Ain't that a bitch.
Talk about a double whammy! (Bad pun, I know)
Never drink and drive.
Drive and drink.
She's just lucky she didn't get dusted in the accident. (badda bing)
if she killed someone she would be going away for a long time.
Sen. Migden blamed her erratic driving on her leukemia medication.