SFist: Judge Says UC Berkeley Can Prune Tree-Sitters

fizzandpop

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:34:42 -0800

36 years old and he's sitting in a freakin' tree? Poop much? Why are they always pale and gingery? I think the life decisions go something like this: Well, I was breast fed until I was ten and a grew up in an over protective environment where my every utterance was treated as art, my every grunt likened to genius. I have never had to learn any marketable skills, because, well I'm a genius because my mom says so, and anyway, that's what the system wants, the rat race man, and my monthly checks come from a magic place untainted by injustice of any kind. I know this because I absolutely refuse to acknowledge that anything connected to my life is in anyway impure and not in harmony with mother earth. So with all that going for me, why don't a live in a tree and save the planet by stopping a gym from being built? I'm pale and gingery, so getting laid is completely out of the question, plus I still have those mother issues, so it's the tree for me. My name is Bucket.

cowsaysmeow

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:12:13 -0800

I like whoever picked the name "Everything" - the others, like Elm, or Ayr, just seem so...singular in comparison.

RobInSF

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:09:43 -0800

36 years old and he's sitting in a freakin' tree? Work much?

aj

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:57:22 -0800

FINALLY. WTF was the judge thinking, that these guys can get away with criminal trespass for weeks just because they won't give their names?! That is just ridiculous. Something tells me that if I sat in one of these trust fund babies' dad's front lawn for weeks, the local cops would not be subject to the same restrictions.