October 26, 2007
Friday Fun: Gavin's Wikipedia Page!
Hey, remember the Wikipedia scanner that tells you who's edited what page on the ol' Wikepedia? Well, we decided to have a little fun with it and see who's been playing with the entry for our beloved mayor. There's lots of fun to be seen:
- Someone with an AT&T account deleted a Michael Moore reference because "[Moore] is not an SF voter.
- A probable Republican (other edits to Reagan's funeral and the "alleged Evolution of the Southern Strategy") points out that "6 percent is not narrowly."
- Our fave: an employee of Alameda County who keeps insisting to other editors: "Please refrain vandalizing this work. In San Francisco, it is well known that he's a closet homosexual." This is the most G-rated of his Gavin comments...click through and take a look!
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Ha! Not that I believe is, but a month ago someone was sending me message after message, swearing that Gavin was fruity delicious. I assumed that they were coming from Han Sup Shin, or any other ten-dozen Gavin stalkers.
Wikepenis? Stikepedia?
Silly Wabbits, Gavin's Str8! So, keep your purple latex mits off the man!!!
The mayor only goes down on microphones - See Newsom Put The Needle On the Record! Kick it out boi!
Signed:
Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom
Sofia Milos
Erin Brodie
Brittanie Mountz
Ruby Rippey-Tourk
Jennifer Siebel
Daphne Zuniga
These boys do entertain their fantasies about The Gav, don't they? I'm astonished that most can make the argument with a straight face. (No pun intended.)
It's like trying to convince us Bill Clinton or Willie Brown is gay. What's your standard for plausible heterosexuality, if it's not reached by Gavin freaking Newsom? His recent indiscretions were what? An election year ploy? Faking a hetero sex scandal after you've already legalized gay marriage in front of the entire world is a little too cute by half.
Even Frank Chu has dismissed this as a crackpot theory. Of course, he said it with a bunch of pseudo-scientific jargon, but nobody's perfect.