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On our way to Subway Whole Foods for lunch this afternoon, we noticed this headline in today's Examiner. And we must say: we love it. The paper is finally living up to its tabloid size and format via these risky (and dare we say, SFist-like) headlines.
You go with your onomatopoeic self, Examiner!
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Great. Now I have the theme song to "Saved By the Bell" stuck in my head.
I just wish they would've alerted the public before he released the sex tape.
Bat Boy terrorizes passengers on SFO bound train.
No way. To be a true tabloid headline, it must use illiteration. For instance: TOPLESS TART TOPPLES TOP TORY, was my favorite from the Sun when some Conservative MP got caught shagging strippers,
My favorite old style National Examiner headline:
"I tore out his heart and stomped on it."
[actual ancient headline]
I hear MUNI has declared war on Kelly Kapowski.
I'm writing in "Mr Richard Belding, High School Principal" for Mayor of SF on Nov 6.
I'm not telling you how to vote- I'm just saying...
I live in the Outer Sunset. What is this "BART" thing of which you speak? Oh yeah, it's that distant subway I help subsidize every month when I purchase my Muni fastpass.
what are you talking about, the examiner used to have crazy headlines about 5-6 years ago.
Case in Point:
Well that was supposed to be a link:
http://uweb.txstate.edu/~dn15/bastards.jpg
I was going to mention that, because I LOVE that headline and will never forget it. But since it's was, well, a special-occasion issue, I left it out.