http://sfist.com/2007/10/22/sfist_watches_y_16.php All comments for SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV en-us 2009 SFist_Brock Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:28:33 -0800 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss brochtrup@gmail.com brochtrup@gmail.com 60 http://sfist.com/2007/10/22/sfist_watches_y_16.php#comment-1223109 http://sfist.com/2007/10/22/sfist_watches_y_16.php#comment-1223109 Comments Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:45:16 -0800 <p>I think I'm going to produce a third TV series following on the success of my first two, "America's Most Hilarious-est Spinal Injuries" and "Did You Fuck Her?" "GARBAGE CHEF" will challenge each contestant to produce a restaurant-quality dish based on real-world ingredients like fertilizer, used medical sharps, and urine. Initially, only 1 inch paring knives will be allowed in the kitchen. Each week, the contestants to come up with the most innovative dishes and who survive the inevitable stab wounds in the chest from kitchen utensils will advance to the next round, and the allowable length of knives will be increased by 1 inch. All contestants much certify that they have at least one personality disorder as listed in the DSM-IV manual, but a felony record, dishonorable discharge, or concealed weapon permit are acceptable substitutes.</p>