Heh: Stephen Colbert Runs for Prez

We love Stephen Colbert (well, we love him insofar as we can stomach political satire), but we were shocked to hear that he's (maybe or maybe not) throwing his hat into the Presidential-race ring. Which? Cool. Or whatever. We find him sexually attractive, thus we'll probably vote for him if he does in fact run.

So...there you have it. Go wild with your self-conscious guffawing, Embarcadero Theater audience types!