
We love Stephen Colbert (well, we love him insofar as we can stomach political satire), but we were shocked to hear that he's (maybe or maybe not) throwing his hat into the Presidential-race ring. Which? Cool. Or whatever. We find him sexually attractive, thus we'll probably vote for him if he does in fact run.
So...there you have it. Go wild with your self-conscious guffawing, Embarcadero Theater audience types!



Food for thought: if he had instead announced he were running for Mayor of San Francisco, he would actually be the most serious candidate.
Mecke... you're on notice!
Check out his op-ed piece (under Maureen Dowd's name, its her column he wrote) in Sunday's New York times. Its pretty hilarious, and the best moment may be his homage to Frank Rich. Could this be the entirety of the basis for this speculation about his running for president? Or is this just part of a massive and real faux campaign?