We're All Gonna Die: Staph "Superbug"

Katie Couric just looked freaked out as all hell telling us about it, but that might be because she's about to lose her job. Still, a drug-resistant staph "superbug," might result in the deaths of each and every one of us! Fatalities may exceed AIDS-related deaths! By tomorrow! No, by tonight!

No, not really.

But read more about the x-treme hysteria and terrible invasive infection here and here, and about a recent staph-related death here. And don't come crying to us saying you didn't hear anything about it when you're on your deathbed, kids.