SFist: More On That Crazy Sean Penn Story

aimeemarie

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:42:54 -0800

Cool, I thought at first, and then... did she get her terrible jokes from my dad? He's much funnier when telling a bad joke, although I don't think I'd tolerate ones as bad as asking Chicken John about chicken or a nudist about where he puts his wallet. I think she was channeling Milton Berle at his worst moment.

squali

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:44:09 -0800

Completely amazing. One of my favorite moments has to be when Chicken John refers to "your 'news' program" with air-quotes. Classy. I support any dig at Fox News.

gwschulz

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:09:34 -0800

Indeed, Brock. It looks like her throat is clenching and her jaw is gnashing down uncomfortably when she hits a stress or consonant. Truly creepy. That's why they buried her up to her face in that wool tube. Severe burn scars? A tag-team hickey from Murdoch and O'Reilly? Thousands of small cuts in a slow, attempted suicide following an hour in the green room with some monotone, hawkish academic? Something happened, and they're hiding it.

seamus_furr

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:34:39 -0800

This mayoral race is humiliating. No real opposition is already a gash in the ass. The mockish clownery of these bullshit opponents is dumping whiskey and kosher salt on that gash.

Sal

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:07:44 -0800

The time has come and gone to be in the running. Deadline for filing was August 10th. Sean will have to wait until next election to bankroll Gonzalez, supposing the item is true. ("once offered" is the critical bit in the Wonkette post)

Brock Keeling

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:51:27 -0800

Totally. Also, what in God's name is she wearing? Gross.

matty

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:37:21 -0800

holy cow awesome.