October 12, 2007
Correction: Can You Spot the Heterosexuals?

The Chronicle couldn't. And neither could we. That is, until we read today's most awesome "Corrections" on SFGate.
-- In Saturday's story about the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival, the sexual orientation of the Whoreshoes was misstated. Only vocalist Lala Hulse is a lesbian. The other members of the all-female band are heterosexual.
O! To read the missive informing the writer that they ain't no goddamn dyke. Not that we know a thing about errors, SNAFUs, and blatant fibbery. Perish the thought.


I haven't looked at the story (or the correction yet) to figure out who is who. But I see an awesome socio-demographic SFist poll opportunity here:
which one in the photo is the lesbian?
"all-female band" - tee hee
if Patsy Cline, 3rd from front, is not the lesbian, I need to go back to gaydar camp
This is a funny post.