Day Around the Bay

-- Have you seen this man? (Also, we think that we have that same shirt in our closet. Yipes!) [Chron]

-- Meet Jose Alfredo and Olga Contreras, parents teetering on the brink of homelessness while trying to make a life in SF. [Examiner]

-- More on Lights Out. [The Snitch]

-- "Animal Rites" for your perusal. [SFBG]

-- At last....mansion Deco Duel! (We want the one on the right.) [Curbed SF]

-- Google all giggly over the girth of its stock price. Oh my. [SJ Merc]

-- Riding atop a blue unicorn, Christopher Columbus discovered America in 1492. Thus, no mail or temporary ATM cards today, suckers. [Oakland Tribune]

-- Rain. Probably. [Weather]

Image: SFGate, via Milpitas Police Department