-- Magic Bullets: Along with Bonde do Role and JuiceBoxxx, this local outfit (heavy on the bass lines, rhythmic keyboards, and melancholic vocals) performs tonight at 9 p.m. at The Independent, 628 Divisadero; $13.

-- Queen Christina (1933): Young Swedish queen ends up kissing another dame as well as a dashing John Gilbert. Greta Garbo stars in this classic starting at 9 p.m. at the Pacific Film Archive Theater, 2575 Bancroft Way.

-- Downy Bird Art Kingdom: Arty-farty night featuring hip hop, rock, and indie tunes care of Rappin' 4-Tay, Tremble Low, and DJs Eugene De Saigon & Sugar Smallhouse. Also, a fashion show and bushels of art created by local minds await. Oh. Ah. Goes from 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. at Club Six, 60 Sixth Street (at Market); $7.

-- Scandalous Behaviors II -- Cummin' Again: The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence throw a Folsom Street Fair-y party in the TL Polk Gulch, which will raise money for sexworkers' health care, baby kittens, or something. (You just can't throw a party in this town without proceeds going to one damn organization or another.) DJ Mermaid and Sister Flora Goodthyme man the decks, drag performances might even throw down, chaos to occur. Starts at 8:30 p.m. at The N'Touch, 1548 Polk; $10-20 sliding scale.

-- Joe Rogan: We love us some Rogan. So should you. Love him hard at 8 p.m. & 10:15 p.m. at Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus ; $30.


Magic Bullet(s) image: Wathana Lim