September 28, 2007
Apple Store for Marina Dwellers

Because sluts and date-rapists (we kid!) like iPhones and PowerBooks just as much as dorks, Apple is racing to open up its third SF store, this time in the Marina district on Chestnut Street. Ta-da.
But be careful sporting those new touch screen iPods. You never know if these guys are still on the prowl.
Image: Curbed SF


sluts and date-rapists? wtf?
The great thing about the Marina is that it's out of the way and I never have to go there.
See, that's one annoying thing about SF...the yuppies are so heavily concentrated in that single area, leading to all these silly neighborhood vs. neighborhood jokes.
Same deal back in Chicago, where there was even a website about "Lincoln Park Trixies".
Real sluts live in Pacific Heights and walk down to Union St.
Semi-sluts populate the Marina.
Hi-larious!!!!
Pullleeez... everybody knows about herpes corner and where the hos and trashy men hang out!