SFist Watches: Thursday's Fall TV Premieres

Thursday is almost as bad as Monday when it comes to overcrowded primetime line-ups. We'll start with ABC and the "Ugly Betty" premiere at 8 p.m.
Every time we watched an episode last year we thought, "Wow. We should really be enjoying this more than we are." Occasionally cute, occasionally funny, it was never consistently anything. And we especially hated how they decided to change an entire storyline during the middle of the season with the introduction of Rebecca "She's my sister! She's my brother!" Romijn as the tranny heir to the magazine. This is one of those shows we may have to drop this year.
Much like "Grey's Anatomy," which premieres at 9 p.m. Last season was overshadowed by the Isaiah Washington controversy, but we mustn't forget the egregious things that happened within the context of the show. Like how Izzie Stevens turned into a completely hateful character who could sleep with her married friend, and still remain totally self-riotous. And everyones treatment of the perfectly lovely Callie was just shameful. We wish SHE'D get her own spin-off so she could get the hell away from all those assholes. And let's not even discuss the never ending saga of Meredith and McDreamy. This may be the year we say good-bye to these jerks for good.
Speaking of jerks, a new series follows "Grey" at 10 p.m. It's called "Big Shots" and it looks absolutely awful. Here, just read this description from ABC:
This is the story of four friends at the top of their game... until the women in their lives enter the room. Lines between boardroom and bedroom blur when these competitive but dysfunctional CEOs take refuge in their friendship, discussing business, confiding secrets, seeking advice and supporting each other through life's surprising twists and turns.
Yuck. Not even the presence of the always delicious Dylan McDermott can compel us to watch this...Probably.
CBS has "CSI" at 9 p.m. (will Sara live or die?!) and "Without a Trace" at 10 p.m. (will we ever watch this show?!).
The CW has a new season of "Smallville" and it looks like it will be Supergirl-centric this year.
Which brings us to NBC and the return "My Name Is Earl" at 8 p.m. Last season Earl sacrificed his freedom and went to prison so Joy could remain free. Yeah, yeah, whatever, because...
OMIGOD PAM AND JIM ARE TOTALLY TOGETHER AND IN LOVE AND DID YOU SEE WHEN HE ASKED HER OUT AT THE END OF LAST SEASON THAT WAS SO AWESOME OMIGOD PAM AND JIM 4EVAH!!!1!!1!!....."The Office" returns at 9 p.m.
Oh, and there's also a new season of "ER" at 10 p.m...
PAM AND JIM!
