SFist Has Your Random Sports Effluvia

-According to a bunch of rumors, Baron Davis, aka "the Beard", is now the S.O. of "Desperate Housewive" froufrou Terri Hatcher. And yes, the story is at least a month old but it's new to us. She's 42, he's 28, make that what you will-- we only know that they're real and they're spectacular. Hopefully, their dating won't subject Warriors fans to all the ickiness involved in Hatcher's costar, Eva Longeria’s, romance with Tony Parker. Speaking of which, according to reports, Baron played all "Wedding Crashers" and met her at the Longeria/Parker wedding. Do you think Baron used the "I think we only use 10% of our heart line?"

-Now that he appears to be having a lot of free time on his hands, Barry Bonds is moving forward with a lawsuit against Curt Schilling, the proverbial battle between Big Head and Big Mouth. This whole thing started when Big Mouth accused Big Head of being a cheater and a steroid user. Big Head then threatened to sue for defamation and now apparently he appears to be doing it. We have no idea if this is a wise decision (well let SFist Rita weigh in on the legalities of all this) but this all seems kind of stupid if only because if it goes to trial, Curt's lawyers can start presenting all sorts of evidence against Barry, probably none of which Barry would like to be presented.

-The No Fun League has mandated that cheerleaders cannot do their routines in front of the visiting teams bench because teams were complaining that the cheerleaders would strut their stuff their and, err, distracting them. Man, if we could only figure out a way to do that in fantasy football.