Day Around The Bay

-- Girlfight tonight! Well, not tonight, but some nights ago, one presumably drunk girl stabbed another in the eye her stiletto heel at (ugh) Slide. [The Snitch]

-- "Chili finger woman" may get a more mild sentence. Hey, we thought she had a good idea there, but...alas. [CBS5]

-- No really, did Gavin think about this? [SFBG]

-- Democrat fundraiser cum fugitive Norman Hsu's suicide attempt. [Chron]

-- Ed Jew pleads not guilty, won't resign, will go down fighting. But will go down. [Examiner]

-- Bonds: aaaand he's out. [Examiner]

-- Tourist dies at the Golden Gate Bridge, this time in a jump-free incident. [CBS5]