SFist: Thoughts On Alex Smith And His Entourage

Bushy Hyde

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:15:10 -0800

"If you want to gay it up about these guys gangbanging you, go crazy. But you've forfeited your right to be outraged the next time a pro athlete says that he wouldn't want a gay teammate." No... the right he forfeited is to be outraged when 'straight' guys look at a picture of a group of women and say/write "Oh, man I can't stop thinking of them sucking me off" Incidentally, Carson Palmer, Tom Brady, Matt Schaub.... all even hotter :)

guest

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:34:44 -0800

Remember, before Tom Brady became the 3-time Super Bowl winning, supermodel-dating, A-list mega-celebrity he is today, he was basically Alex Smith, with an "entourage" consisting of his video-game-playing buddies.

guest

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:08:59 -0800

What on earth has happened to the old SFist I used to read?

guest

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:50:54 -0800

"The guys on the left are looking at the 2 stripper hos who are walking into the room for their late afternoon sports workout." What makes you so sure the "stripper ho's" are female? Muahahhahahahaha

mariconsoy

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:26:33 -0800

What makes everyone so sure the hand held unit is a video game? It's actually a combo dimmer for the lights and a mini blind closer. The guys on the left are looking at the 2 stripper hos who are walking into the room for their late afternoon sports workout. Brock will never be caught dead in an Ascot. Now an Oscar Wilde "left shoulder in air" with a limp wrist swish is something else...

accidentalist

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:59:12 -0800

We worry about you, Brock. It seems there may be a very real risk that you could, at any moment, produce an ascot and blossom into the second coming of Quentin Crisp. Our hands tremble so, we can hardly navigate our extensive collection of illegal Brazilian erotic pictorial art, just fretting about it..

Brock Keeling

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:31:45 -0800

"If you want to gay it up about these guys gangbanging you, go crazy. But you've forfeited your right to be outraged the next time a pro athlete says that he wouldn't want a gay teammate." Tell me about it, eightslosh! And what's worse, though, is when those colored folk get all upset about so-called racism in sports.

Jon

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:13:07 -0800

I'd expect a photo of this from Steve Young, but not Alex Smith. Actually, I think I'd expect it more from Jeff Garcia than both Steve Young and Alex Smith. How many guys does it take to play video games anyways?

guest

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:50:52 -0800

eightslosh

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:45:51 -0800

If you want to gay it up about these guys gangbanging you, go crazy. But you've forfeited your right to be outraged the next time a pro athlete says that he wouldn't want a gay teammate.

Brock Keeling

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:11:26 -0800

From those who have had the misfortune to date/sleep with/look at me, I can assure you that I am not.

guest

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:08:32 -0800

"I wish I had a set of mugs adorned with his "eyes and mouth, open wide, angled up, face red." That would really perk me up in the morning." Who knew Brock was a blogging sex symbol?

Deborah

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:56:50 -0800

Good photo memory, mystery guest #11. I, myself prefer the former picture of Brock of which you speak. In fact, I wish I had a set of mugs adorned with his "eyes and mouth, open wide, angled up, face red." That would really perk me up in the morning.

guest

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:51:31 -0800

The funny thing is, if you go to Brocks profile on the sfist Staff page, the close up picture of his face has been removed, and now it's like a long shot taken of his reflection in a mirror in (appropriately?) a men's restroom. But frankly, I think the original picture of Brock was quite apporpriate - eyes and mouth, open wide, angled up, face red.

guest

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:50:25 -0800

Edgy! But seriously, who's the bearded guy out-of-focus in the back? Also, good call by Beth for spotting the Cruise poster, nicely done!

paulhogarth

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:26:26 -0800

This photo is making me horny, and distracting me from work that I need to be getting done. I've had a crush on Alex Smith since the day he joined the 49ers two years ago. What a hottie!!

Cement Brunette

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:02:28 -0800

Brilliant. I didn't even know who Alex Smith was until the other day, but I'm a fag. And Brock, stop reposting as guest #4.

trixie

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:59:19 -0800

Oh Brock you naughty, naughty boy.

Brock Keeling

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:58:49 -0800

"Does the aggregate handsomeness of the group offset the Frodo?" Ha! Awesome.

sangfroid826

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:55:51 -0800

So (from the straight section of the peanut gallery) you were meaning to include the gentleman on the far left of the photo? Does the aggregate handsomeness of the group offset the Frodo?

guest

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:35:43 -0800

Well that was blunt, and I'm getting horny thinking about it. Who knew the editor of sfist was such a horny motherfucker?

Beth Spotswood

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:35:16 -0800

Great minds, Brock. Great minds. I saw this glorious image this morning and without thinking, saved it to my photo file, either for blogging and/or personal use. Some people have porn. And some people have photos of childlike football nerds playing video games... PS: What the hell are all the guys on the left looking at? And I might be wrong, but that poster hanging on the wall, the one furthest away, might just be Maverick giving us the thumbs up. I know, only because I own it myself.

guest

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:34:02 -0800

Slow news day for both the Chron and SFist, I see.

murphstahoe

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:32:18 -0800

Brock - I think you're crossing the line here...