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Where does Paris Hilton stay when she comes to San Francisco? Does she try to get a discount at the family biz?
We feel way dirty for posting this, but maybe someone cares about this kind of vapid stuff. According to what is supposedly actually Paris Hilton's blog via some youth-oriented contraption called "MySpace," the omnipresent socialite is going to be at Macy's Union Square tomorrow at 3 p.m. to launch her clothing line.
All we have to say is bitch better not try to cut in line at Cheesecake Factory. We needs our spinach artichoke dip and Thai lettuce wraps.
(Cuz, seriously, why else would she be launching her clothing line in Macy's Union Square but to get a good spot in that crazy long line for Cheesecake?)
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what does "clothing launch" mean? I hope explosives (or just general flammables) are involved.
Go to the Cheesecake Factory in Palo Alto. Sometimes they say there's a 10 minute wait, but it usually ends up being more like 45 seconds. There are some cute college (looking) guys that work there too! They might need some extra cash (if you know what I mean).
I think the real question here is, why the hell are people waiting in line to go to the Crap *er* I mean Cheesecake Factory?
Wait just a minute, guest #2. Are you telling me there's more than ONE?
Geez.
Although driving to P.A. takes a while, and I'd hesitate to drive back drunk; I prefer to wait out the effects of my giant martini on the J-Church, not the U.S. 101
Thanks for thinking of me. But you do know you didn't have to read about it on myspace, right? Macy's has been running an advertisement about it for weeks.
Mr. Matthews, my friend, if it ain't on the top floor, within the confines of a huge menu with plastic-covered pages, I ain't gonna see it.
(Or maybe in the basement where there's all that cool cooking stuff. Mmmmm, pod coffee).
Glad you're still reading the 'fist!
The Cheesecake Factory? The Friggin' Cheesecake Factory? Jesus Christ. The Factory is about as classy as Ms. Hilton herself. There are thousands of good restaurants in the city - we live in one of the culinary capitals of the world - and you eat at the Cheesecake Factory?
I don't think I can ever take anything you say seriously anymore.
their popcorn shrimp is pretty sophisticated.
Heh. Suck on that, Paris Hilton. We'd rather talk about the Cheesecake Factory than you.
At least the CF is interesting in its vaulted sense of self-worth. Miss Hilton's is just pathetic and embarassing to humanity, Americans and Californians particularly.
I'd go to her clothing launch if the guy she played skin flute on in that famous video is with her.
I went to the Paris Hilton once and got some nasty cheesecake. Frenchies cannot make cheesecake to save their merde. No idea why we need a Paris Hilton when we have a perfectly good San Francisco Hilton right on the edge of the TL.
Irony anyone?
SFRob
All we have to say is bitch better not try to cut in line at Cheesecake Factory.
As if Paris eats!