-- 19-year-old lad from Felton -- a fascinating, frightening place -- calls cops after his weed gets pinched. Which he was trying to sell in downtown Santa Cruz. And doesn't get arrested. [Chron]

-- Same-sex marriage bill OK'd, ready to be TKO'd by Arnold. [Chron]

-- Obama in SF! [Examiner, via BCN]

-- Boom! Bomb threat forces Southwest Airlines jet back to Oakland Airport. [CBS5]

-- Hsu caught, in hospital after falling down on...train tracks. Wha? [KGO]

-- Get ready to dilate those pupils: the Electronic Music Festival returns. [BeyondChron]

-- "Seems the most prominent architectural feature will be stucco pilasters." Ha! Waterbar gets a once-over. [CurbedSF]

-- Chris Daly pokes fun at the Chronicle's future. [Chris Daly]

-- Pitbulls are not bad dogs! Some of their owners are! That said, one was shot in Bayview today. [Examiner]

-- Bin Laden gets the most darling makeover! (Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter wait in the wings to label him a fag.) [Chron]