September 5, 2007
Have You Seen This Fugitive Fundraiser?
Fundraiser, five-head sufferer, and possible one-time kidnapping victim Norman Hsu skipped his San Mateo County Superior Court appearance this morning and is now the lam! He is wanted for a 15-year-old felony warrant for grand theft. Some fear that since he was supposed to return his passport this morning, but failed to do so, he might be en route to Antarctica, or somewhere, by now.
Run, Norman, run!
Hsu has donated to such Democrat darlings as Mayor Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris, Assemblywoman Fiona M, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and Sen. Barack Obama just to name a few. And if you've see this man...well, why not ask him for some rent money? He seems to have tons of it seeing as how he recently posted bail at $2 million.
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At 11am today a submarine flying the colors of the PRC surfaced off the coast of Pacifica.
A boat was seen slowly rowing toward it.
A man with a head like a jellybean, topped by a full head of hair, got out of the boat and boarded the submarine. The sub turned westward, submerged to periscope depth and headed toward the horizon.
When you have an electoral system that goes to the one with the most money, and China is the one with the most money, don't be surprised if one day....
this just goes to show you how contagious stupidity is in our society. bravo judge for letting a criminal that has proven he can't be trusted to make bail go free again, bravo!
here's the judge:
H. James Ellis
Term length: 6 Years
Next election: 6/5/2012
Judge
650-363-4811
let's revise that old saturday night live skit, 'what were you thinking' and get him on sfist for an interview
that would be classic!
Oh dear. I'm guessing a dude like that isn't going to be able to go "incognito" very easily.
I hear he's hanging out at Ed Jew's house in Burlingame
No, no, he's hanging out at Ed Jew's house in the City.
That way, the two of them will never be spotted together and Ed won't be implicated in any way.