Wow, we're getting all alternative lifestyle on you these days, aren't we? But wait! We have another fun bit of homophobia with which to beat you senseless: Jerry Lewis saying "illiterate fag" during his annual Parade of the Crippled Children Telethon. Such fun! Such classic comedy! Check it out here.

Also, doesn't he know that a fag is a Jewish man's best friend, and vice versa? Sheesh.

Read more about the shrieking fallout here.