-- Veronica Klaus: High-art performer and jazz songstress croons alongside her Boom Boom Boys tonight at 9 p.m. at Cafe Du Nord, 2170 Market Street (at Sanchez); $15.

-- DMX Krew: Hipsters of SF! Come and dance to this electro beat, '80s-y, rap-ish star at the tres popular club night "Eggs". DJs PJ Pooterhoots and Safety Scissors will also man the decks for your added aural pleasure. It all goes down tonight at 10 p.m. at Mighty, 119 Utah (at 15th Street); $8.

-- Barbarella (1968): Jane Fonda's beloved sci-fi mess of a movie screens at 7:15 p.m. and 9:25 p.m. at the Red Vic, 1727 Haight (at Cole).

-- Maz Jobrani, Brad Trackman, and Mike Capozzola: Hee, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha. Heh. Yeah. The standup starts at 10 p.m., Punchline at 444 Battery; $21.