SFist Pulls Muni's Strings Like Bella Lugosi in Plan 9

About 24 hours after we posted about how the diesel lines were hidden from NextMuni's view, guess what happened? Muni blinked; someone flipped a switch; and now 32 additional lines have been added to the official site. You're welcome. Don't say we never did nothing for you.

Hopefully this will make up for how we apparently RUINED EVERYONE'S DAY last Tuesday by trying to make fun of some fucking buses. Now let's call it even and move on with our tedious lives.

And if you're still feeling tense, go watch the new Part Three of Brendad Ickson's Welcome to my Home. First thank your breasts, then thank your daddy.