SFist Finds: Address Unknown

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This doozy was found by friend of SFist Juliet in her office building a couple of years ago. The letter had an incorrect address and had gone up and down between floors of the building for quite some time, until Juliet gave in to her curiosity and opened it up. Boy, are we glad she did!

Read our transcript, plus the chilling second half, after the jump!

Yes, _____, we know where you live and we intend to publish your address and telephone number. Wait until the tenants know where to call you and where you live. The thought of people ringing your door bell and calling you truly delights us. When __________________ and some of the other neurotics know where to contact you, you will be in trouble. We are doing everything in our power to alert the federal authorities and we want nothing more then [sic] to see you in jail. Greed has made you stupid and when the time comes for the court trial ________, _____ and those other rats you have working for you will throw you to the wolves. We have a contact that gives us all the information we need. How did we know about _________? How did we know where you live? How do you think the Examiner knew? That rock you hide under has become a very public place. We wait, we watch, we plan and we will ruin you. We want to see you in jail, is that clear you bastard? Install more cameras, have your guards spying, hire more detectives and bring in consultants to conduct encounter groups, your efforts are a constant source of joy and amusement--we are laughing at you. We knew about the camera in the town house and laundry room.

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You cannot hide from us and neither can that pack of Hyenas you have working for you. When you fall, _____ will probably have a gala party. Do you have any idea how much the people you do business with hate you and your staff? Hopefully, this will be your last chance to cheat and rob your tenants. You are truly one of the most despicable people we have known. We wish you and that pack of animals that work for you nothing but ruin and disaster. We hope someone in your family has the same experience as the prostitute that was beaten up. ________ can tell them that being beaten is just a natural part of life in a big city. Did he really say that? Only an animal like you would allow that kind of statement to be made. The woman who was beaten, was only twenty years old. She was smuggled into the country and sold as a sex slave and you profited from her misery. Do you truly understand what you have done? Do you truly understand how much you are hated? Do you truly understand how much ____ and ____ are hated? How can any person work for you and those other two despicable people?

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Was this intended for Walter Lembi & Co?

This wasn't found in front of Ed Jew's house was it?

Good theories!

It reads like someone on Dynasty wrote it. It's funny when real life sounds so cliché.

makes the label "anonyous" more appealing every day.

it sounds like when chat coffee had to close on second street near howard... "landlord is ending our lease for GREED!!" they seem like the types of people to possibly write such a letter

My goodness, if this wasn't directed at any one of my former Wells Fargo coworkers, well, I'll be darned.

The scary thing is, live a few years in San Francisco and this letter fails to shock. Move along now, nothing to see, just a typical day in San Francisco. Plop this letter down in Ruraltown Iowa and you'd have Homeland Security responding.

Which one of the mayoral candidates wrote this? It sounds like that naked guy to me.

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