Queen of Mean Leaves $12 Million to Trouble

...and by trouble, we don't mean the help. [rimshot]

Leona Helmsley left $12 Million to her adorable pooch, Trouble (cute name). However, two of her four grandchildren get nada. Sounds like the Queen of Mean is still working her evil magic from her posh stained-glassed mausoleum. Nice.

Sadly, this reminds us of Sean Wilsey's exquisitely penned memior, Oh the Glory of It All.

For more info on Helmsley's will, go here.