August 28, 2007
Like Mika, Sen. Larry Craig Also Defies Labels
"I am not gay. I never have been gay," lisped Republican Idaho Senator Larry Craig, with his beard wife, Suzanne, by his side.
After getting arrested by an undercover office in a Minneapolis airport boy's room for engaging "in actions 'often used by persons communicating a desire to engage in sexual conduct,'" the GOP senator plead guilty to a disorderly conduct charge, with the hope that it would all quietly go away.
Well, it didn't.
What's more: while some gays snort a line or eight of crystal meth to deal with their self-loathing, others, such as Miss Lawrence Craig, for example, vote for a constitutional ban of same-sex marriage, vote against adding sexual orientation as a basis for hate crimes, vote no on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation, and more. Fabulous.
See you at Twin Peaks, grandpa. Or in hell.
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Well, if you know the secret handshake, are you in the club?
Ooh, he's a dirty, dirty birdy!
I'm starting to wonder if there are any republicans who aren't closeted, self-loathing queers.
Right on #3: This sort of behavior is becoming quite a "cottage" industry amongst the Republicans. Get it? Cottage? Thank you, I will be here all week. Rim shot! Get it? Rim shot?
Well, come on..anyone with a lisp...
Since he's a senator who works in Washington shouldn't he be labeled a CLOAKROOM QUEEN?
Mika does not lisp.
He swishes, but does not lisp.
I'm so glad another Republican is [NOT] gay!
Idahoans? Or...
Idahoers!?
Ralph Cifaretto prefers "Idahoor".
I guess the guys in Minnesota are really hot, if this guy is flying in from either D.C. or Idaho to have sex there.
Which would be his best defense? [first 3 thanks more or less to Bill Clinton]:
1. I did NOT have SEX with that man.
2. It all depends what it IS when you wizz.
3. Sure I had it in my mouth but I didn't inhale.
4. But officer, I was rubbing my gun all over to clean it, when it suddenly went off.
As a straight guy, I can't understand why what he did was so wrong - he tried to hook up with someone in a bathroom by tapping his foot and putting his hand beneath the barrier - straight guys are a lot more assertive than that at any club - It just does not seem like its worth arresting someone over this - if someone comes on to you you just ignore it or say 'NO' that is usually all that is required.
Republican Repulsive Family Values Hypocrisy!
http://osi-speaks.blogspot.com/2007/08/memorable-quote-senator-larry-craig.html#links
Hey straight 13,
The Senator wasn't tapping his toes because he was enjoying the music on his ipod...
If you go to a straight gym where guys hold hands in the bathroom and it's OK, I want to join the fun.
Hey mariconsoy - the point still stands if someone makes a pass at you, you ignore or say NO - there was no groping here, sure there is hypocrisy IF you think someone should vote their own views - assuming you believe an elected person should always disregard the people who elected them and only vote what they feel is right.
Although I'm laughing with glee at yet another Republican getting caught with his dick in the glory hole (or wherever), I have to agree with 13.
Since when it is a crime to hit on someone, even covertly? What is the crime exactly?
Now, back to laughing with glee.
Just came across this gem- called MALE RESTROOM ETIQUETTE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
It worth a watch. Too bad the Senator broke the rule as per the video.
Was it restless leg syndrome or was it LOVE IN THE LOO?