August 24, 2007
20,000 Doses of GHB, Oh My
When you're delivering 3 gallons of GHB (the “date rape drug”) from areas north to San Francisco, maybe you should stick to the speed limit. A fool from L.A. was pulled over for speeding in Sonoma County when cops found the offending liquid in the car. Homeboy probably would have gotten off with just a ticket, but instead decided to act all sketchy, causing the CHP to search his car.
The GHB, worth around $400,000 (wow) is now being analyzed to determine its origin. Huh. Science is way more advanced than we realized. Our old roommate used to make the stuff at a prestigious West Coast university's lab. We have to wonder if it’s really traceable. If so, it’s a good thing said ex-roomie drank it all himself, and never even thought about sharing it with us. Or did he and we just didn’t know it? Hmmm. We did wake up one morning with a...and a...in our...which was… That bastard! Ha ha. We jest.
The perp said he was on his way to a party in SF. We can’t imagine where. Any ideas? Can we get on the list next time?
Even when used recreationally and without intent to take advantage of others, we don’t really get GHB. Any drug that makes you puke, pork, poop, pig out, and pass out, and not in the order that would actually be awesome (and slimming), just doesn’t seem that fun. Guess we’re getting old.
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Funny you called him "homeboy." A little bird tells me that back in its coma-inducing heyday, this drug was also called "Georgia Homeboy."
The car they nailed him in wasn't the General Lee, was it?
I heard George Michael is in town, concidence or happenstance?
I thought roofies was the date rape drug, not GHB.
There are actually several "date rape drugs." There's GHB, ketamine, and benzodiazepines, to name a few. The benzodiazepine called Rohypnol is also known as "roofies." Check it out at http://www.answers.com/date%20rape%20drug?ff=1.
yeah, that page also lists "alcohol" as a date rape drug.
guess I've been trying to date rape girls for years!
way to jazz up what would be a shorter item, though!
* JAZZ HANDS *
(in bad touch areas!)
Let's not bury the lede here: George Michael is in town?!?! Fizzandpop, do tell.
No, I was being a smartass in reference to the hairy one's tendency to take staggering quantities of GHB then pass out in his car (allegedly). I doubt he's here though, as he's doing community service in blighty right now.
Meth is a good one too. The added bonus is the date gets ultra horny and they never pass out.