-- Aaah! Rosebud: This re-telling of Citizen Kane involves a "an evil sled, competitive curlers, an aspiring diva, and soul-devouring zombies." See, if Wells had jus incorporated those things into Kane, he might have won the Best Picture Oscar. The curtain goes up at 8 p.m. at New Langton Arts, 1246 Folsom (at Eighth Street); $20-$25.

-- Squaretape, Little Yellow Perfect, and Downtown Harvest: Local synth-rock band, Little Yellow Perfect; Squaretape, whose latest album features cheerleading brats, Cock-Ts; and the Philly-based Downtown Harvest (we promise you that they're not Christian rock, not that that's a bad thing, but we're just saying) rock the floor boards tonight ion the 'Loin. Show starts at 9 p.m. at Red Devil Lounge, 1695 Polk; $7-$10.

-- Lizz Winstead: The co-creator and former head writer for The Daily Show returns to political stand-up (careful, we are very sensitive over here) tonight. Bruce Cherry and Jason Downs also perform. Shows start at 8 p.m. and 10 p.m. at Punchline, 444 Battery; $20.50.

-- The Somnambulants: DJs Ibex and Venus in Furs spin before and after The Somnambulants' live set, celebrating the release of their latest effort, Paper Trail. Music starts at 8 p.m. at Space Gallery, 1141 Polk; $8.