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Take Note, Jan Wahl
Now, here's something for Jan Wahl to aspire to be: Maria Salas, entertainment coorespondant for South Florida's NBC 6.
You can watch the on-air personality -- an exhausting and worrisome job title if ever we've heard one -- here, or catch it after the jump.
(Note: Sorry about the commercial before the video; it's not ours. Proceed at your own risk.)
We would never stop watching the local news if Salas anchored it. She's...wow.
And calm down, racism fetishists of the Bay Area. It's neither her accent nor her liberal cup size that make Salas so special to us. It goes much, much deeper -- Christian Bale-inside-of-us deeper.
Thanks, Alissa, for the introduction.
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