August 16, 2007
Sophia:Gavin::Jayne:Boobies
We came across this not so recent (but still scorching hot) photo of Mayor Gavin Newsom here. It looks like it might have been snapped back in the day when he was hitting the Shiraz too hard.
Is it real? Is it photoshopped? Do we care? It's stunning. We want to frame it and blow it baby kisses every night before bed.
And just in case any of you Newsom haters out there think that he's acting sleazy in this image -- which, by the way, he is not; men have the right and instinct to ogle women (or other guys), and vice versa -- he isn't. Maybe he's looking at her there for...any number of reasons.
Check it:
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Hell yeah! Boobies!!!!
Brock, you are so damn good at blogging! This post is utterly flawless.
NUMBER TWO IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN NUMBER ONE.
This brightened by day, thank you!
And I don't think it's photoshopped- but come on, when you're being a drunken slob wearing a low-cut dress, and you're with a fellow drunken slob... well, you do the math.
Love the title, too. I haven't thought about those analogy things since my SATs... Must admit it threw me for a sec.
That's the great thing about running unapposed this time around, Gavin has more time for the important things. Maybe something important like actually hiring San Franciscans who live in the city for important jobs. Turns out that like Ed Jew, our new hand annointed head of the Department of Building Inspection is and continues to be a San Diego resident with no intention of moving to the city on a permanent basis. The charter requires department heads to live in the city but doesn't say they can't fly home every weekend to the place they really love! By the way Gav if you need him this week (just in case there are any emergencies) you can contact him in Aruba where he is vacationing this week (after only five months on the job!) Where do I sign up?
This is hilarious. Newsom looks like the skinny one in Laurel and Hardy. Can never remember which one is which.
Chris Daly to the Gavin: "Mr Mayor, keep your mitts off the tits!"
I wonder if he has a boner?
More important issues. Someone stole/dug out a newly planted bush in front of my house. I live in a million dollar ghetto and I'm trying to fix things up a bit, but the human trash in my neighborhood thinks it's OK to steal everything. I also saw 3 teenagers throw rocks and yell at an elderly woman. No one wanted to call the cops because they didn't want to get killed or have their houses tagged/destroyed. Will any politican in San Francisco do anything to make this a better city or is living here just a waste of time?
I don't agree with everything he does, but the mayor and I do agree on one thing: Boobies!
Clearly he is actually assessing the statistical probability that her drink is going to be poured down her shirt by accident.
That or is he just stabbed her in the back and she is trying to remove the butter knife impaled in her spine while he watches with Caligulian levels of fascination.
He was ogling her drink, you Boobies.
gavin can haz boobieez
one reason these picks are funny -- the hottiest of all three women, Sophia, is the most demure. What was this movie where she came out of the sea in a burlap dress clining to her. My mom said the men and women in that audience dam-near had a heart attack. Gavin needs "check it out on the sly" lessons. That's a high school boy look, bro--take some lessons. 'tard