-- Writers With Drinks: Tonight Robert Mailer Anderson, writer and game designer Austin Grossman, Sheng Wang, Darieck Scott, and Dom Brassey read. 7 p.m. at the Make-Out Room, 3225 - 22nd; $3-$5.

-- Deep Fried Murder: A play about the world of competitive eating, veganism, and breaking up. Curtain rises at 8 p.m. at the Climate Theatre, 285 - 9th Street; $12.

-- Altered Barbie Show: Fifth annual doll/art show has over 75 designers re-creating America's favorite genitalia-free, plastic dolls. Shows at Market Street Gallery, 1554 Market Street, noon-7 p.m. (and Sunday 1-5 p.m.; free.

-- Bootie's Four-Year Anniversary: Has it really been four years since we blacked-out at Bootie's first anniversary? Huh. Anyway, let DJs Adrian, Mysterious D, Earworm, Party Ben, and more get you equally if not more fucked up on their choice mash-up beats tonight at 9 p.m. at DNA Lounge, 375 - 11th Street; $10-$15.

Robert Mailer Anderson glamour shot courtesy of Sven Weiderholt